How I spent my weekend:
How a Memphis DJ/regional comic genius spent his:
And how I wish Alabama would spend this weekend:
Other points of interest:
* Coach O called out Shula's offense as predictable.
* Marc "The Signal-Callin' Sideline Pimp from Cali" Guillon quit the team.
* Alabama will don houndstooth-trimmed jerseys.
All three of those matters share the attribute of being tacky yet meaningless.